we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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