I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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