after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
bring money and cleavage
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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