I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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