just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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