im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Randomize
