I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
His nipple licking is glorious
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