so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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