he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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