He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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