love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
