So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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