It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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