ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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