Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
dude. I can hear the air.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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