he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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