I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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