I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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