You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think we might need a safe word for this...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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