I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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