you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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