My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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