No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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