You're so nebulous sometimes
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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