I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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