Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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