the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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