Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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