belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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