Well douche your snatch and let's go!
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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