i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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