The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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