If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
