He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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