i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
