Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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