Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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