He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
