YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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