'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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