I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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