No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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