You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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