He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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