Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize