Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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