He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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