So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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