Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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