You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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