does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Shame - the story of my life.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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