AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
ttyl tear gas
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
The power of my boobs compel you
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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