It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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